初中英语短篇小故事

初中英语短篇小故事 求短篇英语小故事，简单点的初中能读懂的。。带翻译。

初中校园英语幽默二则 1. Improvement One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me." 进步 一位学生对另一位说：“你的 英语 最近学的怎么样？” “很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。

” 2. Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths. 半个还是十分之五 老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘？ 杰拉得：我宁可要半个。

老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。

杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多

短篇英语演讲小故事，有哲理的小故事。是五分钟演讲、最好短点，带翻译最好、急