html愚人节整人一直d的网页窗口代码放在哪里编辑?

html愚人节整人一直d的网页窗口代码放在哪里编辑?,第1张

<html>

<body>

<script>

var i

for(i=5i>4i++)

{

alert("d出一个文本框")

}

</script>

</body>

</html>

复制到记事本中,后缀名改成.html

<script language="javascript">

function hr(){

alert('你关不掉的^_^')

hr()

}

</script>

<body onLoad="hr()">

</body>

做坏事了 面壁去。。

http://www.haha168.com/pages/001/fool.htm

参考代码:

<head><META content="text/htmlcharset=gb2312" http-equiv=Content-Type><META content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0" name=GENERATOR><title>整人页面</title>

<style fprolloverstyle>A:hover {color: #FF0000}

</style>

</HEAD>

<BODY bgcolor="#CCFFCC" text="#006600" link="#0000FF" vlink="#0000FF" alink="#0000FF">

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers (window.alert(" 18岁以下禁止进入,请按确定")) // End hiding of script // --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 你的系统严重出错!请关闭其他窗口! "))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 你的系统严重出错!请关闭其他窗口! "))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 你的系统严重出错!请关闭其他窗口! "))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 你的系统严重出错!请关闭其他窗口! "))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 你的系统严重出错!请关闭其他窗口! "))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 靠!你真的关啦?厉害……"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 现在后悔进来了?请按确定推出…… "))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 哎呀,来不及了。请按确定 "))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 你一定得18岁才准退出,请按确定 "))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 我不相信你.........."))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("很对不起~但我得看你的身份z"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("拿着你的身份z对着萤幕"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert(" 算了,就是不让你走!进来玩玩吧! "))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("现在我得检查你的性别"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("对!!检查你的性别!!!!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("据我的推测,你不是男的就是女的"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("好吧~现在把你衣服脱掉"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你得光着身子才能进入这个网页"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("我说真的!!把你衣服脱掉!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("真的要裸体才能进来!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("如果你执意不肯脱那就别进来吧!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("铐!!快把你衣服穿上!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("夭寿...再也别把你衣服脱下来了!!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你得负责我下半辈子.."))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("想听一个笑话吗??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("等等!!你好像现在都一直在按确定!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("ㄟ~~算了"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("对了~可以借我一点钱吗??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("拿着你的xyk对着萤幕"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("等一下..我去把我资料拿下来"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("嗯...现在都在我手上了"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("好啦~你可以把你卡收起来了"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("OH~YEAH~开个玩笑嘛"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("为什麽这个主机要把这个网页放上来??"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("嘿嘿....不知道吧??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("因为我想耍人!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("换句话说~你被卡在这里了!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("除非我打算让你走.."))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("可是....我什麽时候会想让你走咧??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你按确定的姿势有很大的进步喔!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("既然你被卡在这里~我只好跟你讲一个故事来解解闷喽!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你一定很想听吧??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("我这麽做是为了让你呆久一点~知道吗??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("仔细听好~故事开始喽!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("很久很久很久很久以前~有一个网瘾狂"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("任何一个上网的机会他都不会错过"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("感觉很熟悉吧??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("无论如何!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("他爸妈跟他说他不该上太多网"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("不然的话就会有些怪人带他去些怪地方"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("可是他从来都不听.有一天他到了某个网站..."))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("这里真的很烦!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("从此以后~他再也不想上网了"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("ㄛ喔~嘿嘿嘿"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你能猜的出来他到了那个站了吗??"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("很简单的问题吧?!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("没错!!他到了这里!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你大概在猜这所有的东西应该有一些意义吧??"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("……………………"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("可是~一点意义都没有!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("ㄟ~~事实上~~算是有一个原因啦!!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("想知道吗??"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("那就是把你卡在这里啦!!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("ㄛ喔!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("嗯~~说真的这站实在很白痴..."))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("对啦~白痴按确定练习站!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你大概推测出来了吧??"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("对了~你知道吗??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("如果你想把你的任何一个朋友搞疯掉"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你可以把这个站寄给他!!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("Wow~听起来很过瘾吧??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("大概要按90多次确定吧??"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("ㄛ喔!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("所以呢~当你进入这站的时候.."))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("就顺便把这网站寄给大家吧!!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("让他们了解一下你现在的感受!!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你现在终於可以进入这网站啦!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("等等!!我想跟你说另外一个故事!!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("ㄛ喔!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你快疯了吧??"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("这可不是我的错喔~~你应该在网上找些别的东西!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("知道了吧??现在你可能可以了解上网的坏处了吧??"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>

<!-- Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("因为你还有可能碰到类似的网页喔!"))

// End hiding of script -->

</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("你仔细想一想...不觉得有趣吗??"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--

// Hide the JavaScript from older browsers

(window.alert("好吧~我对不起你~你生命可以继续啦!!"))

// End hiding of script

// --></SCRIPT>

<div align="center">

<center>

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="750">

<tr>

<td height="20"></td>

<td height="20"></td>

<td height="20">

<p></td>

<td height="20"></td>

</tr>

<tr>

<td width="9%"></td>

<td width="41%"></td>

<td width="43%">

<p align="right"></td>

<td width="7%"></td>

</tr>

<tr>

<td width="100%" colspan="4">

<p align="center"></p>

<P align=center><FONT color=#339966 face=Wingdings

size=7>ABCDEFGHIMN<BR>&*(</FONT></P>

<p align="center"><font size="4" face="Arial"><b>HeHe......Just a joke!</b></font></p>

<p align="center"><font size="4" face="Arial"><b>Have FUN......</b></font></p>

<p align="center"></td>

</tr>

</table>

</center>

</div>

</BODY>

里面的字可以直接改,复制代码,保存到记事本,把txt文件重命名为.html文件就可以!


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