I'm not gay. 歌词。中英都行。

[Intro: J Pee]

J Pee baby, yup, yup

Yeah, you know what it is

Check this shit out man

Check it out, Check it out

Check it out, yeah

[Verse 1: J Pee]

Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot

(Home Depot)

Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit you know

(You know)

My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want"

(He asked me)

So I said I wanted one right in the ass

What

[Hook 1: J Pee]

I'm not gay

I'm not gay

It was a joke guys, come on

I'm not gay

I like vag more than a pornstar scandal

But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle

[Verse 2: J Pee]

Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park

Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark

(Gettin' dark)

The other team was looking straight scary as shit

(Ooooo)

But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it

(He ain't scared)

He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at

My priority job was to protect the sack

(Okay)

So fourth down, he bends over and yells "Hike!"

So I went and grabbed his balls!

Uhhh

[Hook 2: J Pee]

I'm not gay

I'm not gay

I'm just doing my job, step off

I'm not gay

It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them

(I wasn't)

I just care about the safety of your future children

(Godfather)

I'm not gay, I'm not gay

Quit telling me that, man

I'm not gay

Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son

PS I didn't know that you were so well hung

[Verse 3: J Pee]

Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood

(Hollywood)

Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay

Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like

"Damn bitch, you fine!"

Fuck

[Hook 3: J Pee]

I'm not gay guys

That ain't me

I'm just comfortable with my sexuality

So I can admit when I see a guy

Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes

And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs

And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves

And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod

And ohh my god, take your pants off

Um

Fuck it

[Hook 4: J Pee]

I'm gay

I'm fucking gay

I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!"

I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt

(That's me)

And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What"

Yeah!

I'm gay

(I'm gay)

I'm hella gay

I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday

And normal self expression doesn't suit me either

That's why my degree is in musical theater

I'm so gay man

歌曲：子日

歌手：卜学亮 专辑：子曰

孔子的中心思想是个仁

仁的表现是己欲立而立人

己欲达而达人

己所不欲他勿施于人

如以仁为本体

表现在具体的行为上

come on everybody一起来对父母为孝

对兄弟为悌对朋友为信

对国家为忠对人则有爱心

我～亮子的中心思想是个why

why的表现是搞不懂就问人

搞得懂就答人没有人懂

还可以问神

如以why为本体表现在具体的生活上

come on everybody一起来要懂得推理

要心存怀疑要充满好奇要钜细靡遗

要打破砂锅问到底

oh! my god 我听不懂

看不懂学不懂都不懂究竟谁对谁错

人生多美爱情多痛 please tell me, please

生命有太多疑惑 help me help me babe

oh!不要让我自己去摸索

有了车子想要房子

有了妻子想要马子

有了银子想要位子

有了位子拿了架子

搞了圈子使了性子

铁了胆子忘了老子

什么原因谁人会知

先管面子再管里子

先填肚子再补脑子

先端架子再a银子

先兜圈子再想点子

先捅篓子再找路子

先出乱子再闪条子

这款人生敢有未来

搞栋房子搞一辈子

停个车子一推单子

挑个担子叫破嗓子

凡夫俗子没有法子

卷起袖子迈开步子

半个傻子一条汉子

何必怨叹这个时代

撇撇轮子串串门子

上上馆子补补身子

碰碰钉子找找乐子

想想法子混混日子

照照镜子刮刮胡子

打打拍子哼哼曲子

阮嘛共款逍遥自在

oh! my god

我听不懂看不懂学不懂都不懂

究竟谁对谁错人生多美爱情多痛

please tell me, please

生命有太多疑惑 help me help me babe oh!

让我知道如何去选择

一间房子两床被子

三面窗子四张椅子

收起爪子拉开帘子

嗑嗑瓜子想想点子

打著拍子唱著曲子

两把刷子好过日子

轻轻松松笑咳咳

先打底子再摆摊仔

先看例子再拿耗子

先照镜子再讲面子

先插旗子再给样子

不管汉子还是鬼子

不管老子还是小子

脚踏实地才有未来

孔子孟子老子庄子

男子女子黑子白子

游子浪子胖子瘦子

正人君子梁上君子

天王老子毛头小子

天之骄子孤臣孽子

大家共款拢是人才

不当俗子不做判子

不干头子不当痞子

不充胖子不装样子

不耍性子不搞圈子

不扣帽子不抬轿子

不卖关子不碰钉子

欢乐人生逍遥自在

oh! my god

我听不懂看不懂学不懂都不懂

究竟谁对谁错人生多美爱情多痛

please tell me, please

生命有太多疑惑

help me help me babe

oh!我只想简单的快乐

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