2、爸爸把儿子哄上床后，回到自己的卧室准备睡觉。“爸爸！”儿子叫道。“什么事儿？”“我口渴，给我拿杯水好吗？”“你刚才不是喝过了嘛！快睡觉，我已经关灯啦！”5分钟后……“爸爸！我口渴，你就不能给我拿杯吗？”“我刚才不是说过了嘛！你再叫我揍你！”又过了五分钟……“爸爸！”“又怎么啦？”“你过来揍我的时候一定要带杯水！
3、刚睡醒，躲在被窝里给室友发短信，想问他老师点名没。 过了几秒钟，从对面床上传来弱弱的声音：“你确定是问我吗？”
4、今天看到学生桌子上的励志标语“只要学不死，就往死的学”……对我启发很大呀！回来我就把我的减肥标语改了“只要饿不死，就往死的饿”……还就不信了！
5、话说上学的时候，考完问别人都是不好什么的！但下面的对话我吓尿了
＂考怎么样啊？＂
＂不知道啊！＂
＂啊？那肯定挺好！＂
＂确实不知道，光tm忙着涂卡了，题都没来得及看！＂
6、有天我在候机楼里遇到一个老大爷，问我：“小伙子，我第一次坐飞机，不知道咋弄，麻烦问下你？”我看看了行程单，带他去换灯机牌，特意让值机给他了个靠窗子的位子。然后送他到安检口，再给他指了登机口，就要离开……大爷忽然拉住我说，小伙子，你是陕西人把？我当时就愣了，我的确是陕西人，但是我的口音几乎没有任何陕西味儿啊！就纳闷，他为什么知道啊！
就问大爷：“为什么啊？”
大爷看了我一眼，说:因为你长得像兵马俑……
7、一日数学老师讲课正High，突然一挥手说“那个谁，去那个哪儿，把我那个啥给拿过来”。台下都愣了，只见课代表立刻d起飞出教室搬来了一摞数学卷子。。。从此大家都夸他是数学老师的骨灰级走狗。。。
8、警察：“说,你叫什么？”
犯人：“我叫成龙。”
警察：“你怎么不叫陈真,给我把态度放端正了~好好说你叫什么~？”
犯人：“我叫陈真。”
9、mm问主持人：你主持一次婚礼要多少钱？
主持人：不一定。嗯，一般来说，新郎越帅，收费越高～
mm听后很腼腆地掏出10块钱递过去，主持人回头看了看新郎，然后很从容地找了她9块5……
10、一次在食堂吃饭边吃边聊，突然发现自己把一块饭掉在了外面，暗自觉得浪费粮食对不起农民伯伯，就捡起来吃了。可是后来发现那饭，好像不是我的……
11、有一次三岁的女儿去她舅舅家玩，她舅妈正上网玩游戏，女儿好奇于是凑到跟前问：“舅妈，你在干嘛？”， 舅妈回答：“我在打游戏呢！你妈妈会打吗？”， 女儿：“我妈妈不会打游戏，她只会打我”
12、儿子:"娘,今天我数学测验不及格" 母亲:"为什么啊,什么题" 儿子:"老师问我23=我说=6" 母亲:"这没错啊,然后呢" 儿子:"然后老师又问我32=" 母亲:"这TMD不是一样的么!" 儿子:"我也是这么说的1、
为了你和家人的幸福，请您注意安全！
Safety Depends on You, Your Family Depends on You
2、
[font=宋体]一人违章，众人遭殃！[/font]
Everyone Suffer Due to Someone Violation!
3、
[font=宋体]生产必须安全，安全促进生产！[/font]
Safety in Production Promote Productivity!
4、
[font=宋体]宁可千日慎重，不可一日大意！[/font]
Don’t Be Careless, Work Safety at All Times[font=宋体]！[/font]
5、
[font=宋体]知险防险不危险，不知危险最危险！[/font]
Know Your Do & Don’t, Ignorance is Most Hazardous!
6、
[font=宋体]隐患险于明火，防范胜于救灾，责任重于泰山![/font]
Don’t Take Risk, Prevention is Better then Cure, Safety is the Prime Responsibilities of Everyone!
7、
[font=宋体]一时疏忽，一生痛苦！[/font]A Moment of Careless, A Life Time of Pain
8、
[font=宋体]意外是可预防的！[/font]Accident Can be Prevented
9、
[font=宋体]整洁的现场，是安全的现场！[/font]A Clean Workplace is A Safe Workplace
10、[font=宋体]零风险！零事故！[/font]Towards Zero Risk, Beyond Zero Disaster
11、
[font=宋体]火可帮人，也可伤人！[/font]Fire is a Good Servant But a Bad Master!Kings of the pussy, pounding our brewskies,
猫咪的国王,我们brewskies捣碎,
Banging chicks right there in the sand,
敲打着小鸡在沙滩上,
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
没有衣服和兄弟在锄头和小鸡
Slammin' shots and marry a man!
Slammin”的照片和结婚的一个男人!
Who wanna do a shot (we do),
谁想做一q(我们做),
I'm gonna get fucked up (me too),
我要毙了(我也是),
We came for a week, we are kings of the beach,
我们来了一个星期,我们国王的海滩,
Spray water on the girls, t-shirts (See-through),
喷淋水的女孩,t恤(透明的),
Cancun, party down, Lauderdale, another round,
坎昆,聚会,另一轮,劳德代尔堡
Havasu, crack a brew, marry a man!
Havasu,裂纹酿造,嫁给一个男人!
Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies,
恶作剧当你昏倒了,开玩笑饮品中,迷奸药
Making girls kiss, marry a man!
让女孩亲吻,嫁给一个男人!
Giant sombreros, show us your titties,
巨大的宽沿帽,你终于告诉我们,
Creatine shakes, marry a man!
肌酸摇,嫁给一个男人!
(SPRING BREAK Y'ALL! )
(春假偷鸡摸狗!)
Oh shit! I'm too fucked up! Puke and rally, that's what's up!
哦,狗屎!我太乱糟糟的!呕吐和集会,这是怎么了!
Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke off her ass!
酒巡航,举起酒杯,snort,可口可乐从她的屁股!
Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the dance stalls,
两个小鸡在舞厅跳舞的摊位,
Trade these beads for their braaa!
这些珠子的braaa贸易!
SoCo in my Canteen, got girls jumpin' on the trampoline,
无尘布在我的餐厅,有女孩运动员的蹦床,
Two men bound by the laaaw!
两个男人受laaaw !
Trashing hotel rooms, clogging up toilets,
破坏酒店客房,堵塞厕所,
Beer goggles if she's a hag,
“啤酒眼”如果她是一个巫婆,
Planning the menu, picking out flowers,
规划菜单,挑选鲜花,
Nailing sluts and writing our vows!
钉荡妇和书写我们的誓言!
Down here it's our time! Springbreakers, let's get fucked up!
下面是我们的时间!Springbreakers,毙了吧!
Then find Mr Right and get monogamous,
然后找到合适先生和一夫一妻制,
Picking our invite font as a twosome,
挑选我们邀请字体在一起,
Something tasteful but not too bland,
雅致的,但不要太平淡无奇,
Seating arrangements, charming the in laws,
座位安排,迷人的法律,
Ripping beer bongs, sex with a man!
把啤酒声音,和一个男人上床!
We'll be so happy, true love forever,
我们会很开心,真爱永远,
Two kings walking hand in hand,
两位国王散步手牵手,
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him,
承诺珍惜,信任和尊重他,
Crushing pussy, marry a man!
猫咪,嫁给一个男人!
(Spring break! )
(春天…打破!)Not all of the rich and the poor can be happy -- the rich richer, the poor are poor worry
Some people say: the rich happy live houses, driving cars, designer clothes, eat the table delicacies from land and sea, in the high-end entertainment, often flying enjoyment; opposition said: big houses, people sleep or as long as three feet wide bed Eat some greasy table delicacies from land and sea Not to mention the wealth jealous: or thieves steal, or kidnapping children, even fight for the estate not affection -- the rich have a day
Some people say the poor happy: no property dispute, not afraid of thieves to steal steal troubles, sleep, not afraid of children over property and not filial piety; opposition said: ill despise, eat do not know where the next meal, be in rags, persistent unfunded, was it
Do not think, rich or poor, happy in mind: the rich if not blindly into the money, then eat the food, the play is to play, the who can sleep, do not worry about their children to fight over property, not the pursuit of infinite wealth, not living for money, reconcile oneself to one's situation, -- the rich people will surely be happy; the poor do not have and even vegetables, don't worry you place even if only to cover wind and rain, nor be lapped in luxury just treat with indifference, -- but the poor must be happy
From the above description can be seen in the happy people in common: the rich do not give money as a slave, no money, no envy of the rich lead a gay one's fling, can do it, the money is not important, can be happy The key is the mentality, the mentality of holding can be happy Never satisfied, never happy, regardless of rich and poor
I said these have a bottom line: the poor should be thin savings have possible period of want or need; the rich do not covet money time giving back to society, -- these two kinds of people to be happy, as to whether they really can be happy, will see their state of mind not to change以你描述的来看，是《死神》无疑
因为《死神》的50多集正是夺还露琪亚的那几集，在受刑前被一护破坏了。露琪亚的哥哥朽木白哉因为命令在身，不得不看着露琪亚受刑
但是最后他知道所谓命令只是阴谋而已时，就为露琪亚挡了一刀，很多冰的是十番队队长日番谷冬狮郎的斩魄刀
第50话 觉醒的狮子
第51话 处刑的早晨
第52话 恋次、灵魂的誓语与白哉的死斗
第53话 市丸银的诱惑
第54话 实现的誓言！露琪亚夺还成功
第55话 最强的死神! 究极的师弟对决
第56话 超速之战! 女武神之对决
第57话 千本樱, 粉碎! 冲向天空的斩月
第58话 战斗力全开! 黑色的刀刃、奇迹的力量
第59话 白色的高傲与黑色的思念
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