英语作文新年趣事两篇急用！！

1关于英语的小趣事,小短文,或小笑话

英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。

但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？ Q: How can you most irritate a farmer A: By treading on his corn？ 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。

Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world A: The snail It carries its house on its back 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。

你说呢？ Q: What do people do in a clock factory A: They make faces all day 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep A: Keep him awake 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。

虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。 英语笑话（二） He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him -- He is really somebody What does he do -- A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。

英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real It made the old lady out of patience At last she could not hold any more, uttering "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money They are real US dollars They are directly from America" 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read Mrs Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw -- I'm sorry, sir It must have been in a fight -- Well, bring me the winner then 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。

-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

英语笑话（六）The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "e up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow When the door open, push with your foot" "Why use my elbow and foot" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not ing empty-hangded, are you？" 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。

门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。

天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire If you are only 65, never move to a retirement munity Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid" 忠告“年轻者” 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。

如果你只有65岁的话， 千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。

每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。” 英语笑话（八）Which woman One evening I drove my hu and's car to the shopping mall On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bitWhen I finally entered the house, I called out"The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield" My hu and looked up and said, "Mom's here？" 哪一位女人？ 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。

当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？” 英语笑话。

2四篇英语趣事小短文,要初三的阿

My winter holiday

The winter holiday this year is kinda special; the last winter holiday in this university Be honest, I didn't think about this before the winter holiday I just thought I really need this winter holiday to have a break Since the summer holiday of my second year, I kept on busying with something Although I know something I called busy this time is not a real busy, I really need some days to slow down or do something I really want to do I have to say, I partly fulfilled this plan Everyday during the holiday, I waked up around 11 am, then have lunch, then playing PC game or playing Pingpang with my friends During this winter holiday, I asked my mother to buy a DVD player, and she did buy one During this winter holiday, I bought much stuff that I was logging for before, a 350 yuan pingpang paddle, a good earphone, a good speaker and many other stuff Then the winter holiday ended, I had to get on the train to go back to school, a place you cannot have good foods, you cannot schedule by yourself, you cannot hang on your friends to have fun What's more a place, you have to bear cold air

3求英语小趣事,要有译文,并且提一个问题,越简单越好

这篇小故事，不难的，还有中文意思，可以看看：）~~ It was a cold winter day in 1919 A all boy was walking along the street in London His name was Tom He was very hungry He wanted to buy some bread, but he had no money What could he do When he was very young, he wanted to be a great man in the world of films So he worked to sing and dance well Thirty years later, the boy became one of the famous people in the world 那是1919年的一个寒冷的冬天。

一个小男孩正漫步在伦敦的街头。他的名字叫汤姆。

他饿极了。他想买一些面包，可是他身无分文。

他该怎么办呢？当他非常年幼的时候，他就想当一名**世界中的伟人。所以他努力把歌唱好，把舞跳好。

三十年之后，这个小男孩真地成为了**世界中的著名人物之一。

4真的很急,要5个英语小短文,越短越好20

1Let's go shopping! Today it's saturday,why not go shoppingI like shopping I really think hang out for free time is good Sometimes it's just interesting to see people And now i need some thing to buy for my family Oh, i see the sun is shiny,let's go shopping! 2My art teacherMy art teacher impresses us a lot more than we impress him His name is a young and humorous guy One day,he said to me: “this picture you drew makes me think of my childhood When I was your age, I drew somthing like this, but your drawing is better than me, e on you genius!”My art teacher is a such nice guy! 3Happy familyI live very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful ing back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious! 4Why should we study EnglishIf you want to ask me why we should study English, my answer will be simple and clear Now let me enumerate the reasons one by one in the followingIn the first place, English has bee an international language If you know English, you van make a trip round the world without being misunderstoodIn the second place, most valuable books, newspapers and magazines are written in English If you wish (hope) to get knowledge, you must learn English5Books As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books Reading is a good thing, but we must pay GREat attention to the choice of books It is true that we can derive benefits from good books However, bad books will do us more harm than good。

5英文童年趣事300左右短文~急

Childhood interesting

Life is like a childhood dream of multicolored Banlan, nostalgia people, people yearn for Childhood took place in one of the interesting things, often I bring good memories, below the talk about listening to you

At that time, our family is still living red rock mountains, is in the red rock mountains of two things When the autumn wind swept away the last one Mrs Diana Wong Ip, the pace of winter Maizhe hastily arrived To follow the snow , Snow fell on the children gradually, the ground is like a white Phi Shayi Then my father told me to go out, I see, ah! Fantastic! Original is the father to me to do a snow car, I With the feelings of excitement to get the snow, his father in the back pushing me, pushing the fast, the wind Huhu Guazhuo, I sat in the car is on the energy, I suddenly saw in front of a stone, I was Called up: "Be careful!" Because my father did not push the reaction from too Meng, all of a sudden the car was mixed with live rock, I threw in the Liangundaipa the ground, my father quickly ran up the concern, said: "Mimi , Nothing it »！" I am angry from the snow, climb up, just raised his head, his father laughs, I Qihu Hu said: "how, what is funny!" Dad said with a ile: "You Man Face is snow, coupled with the freezing of the red nose, like a snow people "I quickly to face the snow Nongdiaoquzhui father 。。

On another occasion, I do not want to let old father pushed me to play, I would also like to push my father, my father after I get to how it also can not move, finally, I have the body of the effort used, one of Meng Pushing, I suddenly趴in the ground, Dad？ »Preparedness all of a sudden he did not also throw in the ground, I and my father turned into heavy snow, we suddenly the laughing together in unison

Childhood and childhood has passed, and we have to remember this beautiful childhood and grew up after careful taste the joy of childhood, is another You Ziwei

6英语的趣闻趣事

A Difficult Question

Four girls go to school every day by taxi One day one of the girls says, "There is a test in the morning Let's get to school late Then we will not have to take the test" "What can we tell the teacher" one of the girls asks "He will be angry We need a good excuse" The girls think for a few minutes, then one of them says, "Let's tell him that our taxi has a flat tyre" "That's a good idea," the other girls say "We will tell him that" They arrive at school an hour later The test is finished "Why are you late" the teacher asks "You missed the test" "Our taxi has a flat tyre," one of the girls says The teacher thinks for a moment, then he says, "Sit down" The girls do this Then the teacher says, "Write on a piece of paper the answer to this question: Which tyre is flat" what a difficult question ! The girls look at each other sadly At last they give the different answers

一个困难的问题

四个女孩每天都乘出租汽车上学。 一天，其中一个女孩说，“今天早晨有一个测验，让我们晚点去学校。 那么，我们将可以不用测验了”。 “那我们怎样告诉教师呢？” 其中一个女孩问。 “他一定会很生气的。 我们需要一个借口。” 女孩想了几分钟，然后说，“我们就告诉他，我们的出租汽车的一个轮胎瘪了”。 “真是一个好主意”，其它女孩高兴地说。

一个小时以后，他们到达了学校。 测验已经结束了。 “为什么你们迟到了？” 教师问。 “你们错过了测验”。 “我们的出租汽车的一个轮胎瘪了”，其中一个女孩说。 教师想想了一会儿，然后说，“坐下”。 女孩照着做了。 然后，教师说，“请你们回答这个问题，并把答案写在纸上，那就是哪一个轮胎是瘪的？” 这是一个多么困难的问题啊！ 女孩悲伤地互相看着。当然啦，结果不说大家也知道，同一个问题，他们竟给了四个不同的答案。

7求一篇写名人趣事的英语小短文

Thomas Edison lost his first jobFor the next five years he went around the country from job to jobAt last Edison went to New YorkHe had little moneyHe could not buy enough food to eatHe had no place to sleep For many days Edison looked for workHe was hungryAt last he found work fixing machinesHe could fix the old machinesHe also made new onesThe headman liked Edisons new machinesHe was going to give Edison $40,000 for themEdison would now have money to do what he wanted Thomas Edison was then 23He used the money to build a shop in New JerseyHe had many people working for himBut he worked more than any of themHe rested very littleSoon he was making more than 40 new things at one time In 1876 Alexander Graham Bell made a telephoneBut it could carry voices only a little way Edison wanted to make a better telephoneHe soon made oneIt could carry voices a long way。

8英文写的童年趣事短文50

People are generally inclined to cherish the memory of their childhood Be it happy or sad , it is always regarded as the most significant part of one's life Many early impressions and habits are so deeply etched in one's character and temperament that they will affect him all through his life

Talking of my childhood,I'm forever grateful to my good parentsTo them I owe my habit of living a quiet amd simple life and my "back to nature" propensity They gave me a happy and clean environment so that I am now able to feel content under any circumstancesI have a deep respect and love for life 。 I have often inadvertently touched upon my childhood life here and there in my previous writingsNow when someone suggested that I write exclusively on the topic of my childhood, I thought it worth a try and hence set pen to paper without reluctance 采纳我的吧，求你了？

9求一些关于奇闻趣事的英语短文

1李密牛角挂书。隋朝李密，少年时候被派在隋炀帝的宫廷里当侍卫。他生性灵活，在值班的时候，左顾右盼，被隋炀帝发现了，认为这孩子不大老实，就免了他 的差使。李密并不懊丧，回家以后，发愤读书，决定做个有学问的人。有一回，李密骑了一条牛，出门看朋友。在路上，他把《汉书》挂在牛角上，抓紧时间读书。 此事被传为佳话。

——要想成为博学多才的人，就要抓紧一分一秒的时间学习。

2董仲舒三年不窥园。董仲舒专心攻读，孜孜不倦。他的书房后虽然有一个花园，但他专心致志读书学习，三年时间没有进园观赏一眼，董仲舒如此专心致志地钻 研学问，使他成为西汉著名的思想家。

——玩儿心不退的人是成不了名家的。

3管宁割席分坐。汉时，管宁与华歆二人为同窗好友。有一天，两人同席读书，有达官显贵乘车路过，管宁不受干扰，读书如故，而华歆却出门观看，羡慕不已。 管宁见华歆与自己并非真正志同道合的朋友，便割席分坐。管宁其后终于事业有成！

——读书人要耐得住寂寞、耐得住清贫，才会练得一身铮铮傲骨。

4匡衡凿壁偷光。西汉时期，有一个特别有学问的人，叫匡衡，匡衡小的时候家境贫寒，为了读书，他凿通了邻居文不识家的墙，借着偷来一缕烛光读书，终于感 动了邻居文不识，在大家的帮助下，小匡衡学有所成。在汉元帝的时候，由大司马、车骑将军史高推荐，匡衡被封郎中，迁博士。

5车胤囊萤夜读。车胤，字武子，晋代南平（今湖北省公安市）人，从小家里一贫如洗，但读书却非常用功，“家贫不常得油，夏月则练囊盛数十萤火以照书，以 夜继日焉。”车胤囊萤照读的故事，在历史上被传为美谈，激励着后世一代又一代的读书人。

——4、5两个故事说明，穷则思变，穷人的孩子早当家。

6陈平忍辱苦读书。陈平西汉名相，少时家贫，与哥哥相依为命，为了秉承父命，光耀门庭，不事生产，闭门读书，却为大嫂所不容，为了消弭兄嫂的矛盾，面对 一再羞辱，隐忍不发，随着大嫂的变本加厉，终于忍无可忍，出走离家，欲浪迹天涯，被哥哥追回后，又不计前嫌，阻兄休嫂，在当地传为美谈。终有一老着，慕名 前来，免费收徒授课，学成后，辅佐刘邦，成就了一番霸业。

——不吃苦中苦，难成人上人。

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写作思路：写寒假里发生的让自己感到高兴的事，注意不要有语法错误。

正文：

The numerous fun in the winter vacation, but the one thing that impressed me the most

is to live in the New Year

翻译：寒假里的趣事多得数不清，可最令我难忘的一件事就是过新年。

This is a busy morning, the bird just as the sun grandfather asked, people would get out

of bed

翻译：这是一个忙碌的早晨，小鸟刚刚和太阳公公问过好之后，人们就起了床。

Really gets going on the market, people talking and laughing is filled with a

beaming, changed the new earth, red like a red dress

翻译：市场上热闹极了，人们说说笑笑，到处都是一片喜气洋洋，大地换上了新装，红红的好像一件红衣服。

Or, what sound is it Oh!

翻译：噼里啪啦，这是什么声音？哦！

Turned out to be "symphony" ah, the streets around the children's

laughter, people mountain people sea, on the market to get the package

翻译：原来是“欢乐的交响曲”呀,街上传遍小朋友们的欢笑声，市场上人山人海，挨挨挤挤的。

Car running on the road, hovering in the sky, the swallow twittering, it doing？

翻译：马路上的车奔流不息，小燕子在天空中盘旋着，叽叽喳喳，它在干什么呢？

It in play songs of spring for everyone！

翻译：它在为大家演奏春天的赞歌呢！

Mother took me to squeeze into the bustling market, to visit relatives, relatives came to

a little puffy

翻译：妈妈带着我挤进了这热闹的市场，去拜访亲戚，亲戚家养了一个肥嘟嘟的小家伙。

she was very naughty, with small hand patted me on the face, nails are not cutting

翻译：她非常调皮，不停地用小手拍我的脸，指甲也不剪一剪。

she and I played a lot of interesting games, for example: the cat and mouse, the monkey

on the tree

翻译：我和她玩起了许多有趣的游戏，例如：猫捉老鼠啦，猴子上树啦……

I can't forget the interesting things

翻译：我忘不了这件有趣的事。

Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year is the most important festival for Chinese people all over the world It is also called the Spring Festival or the Lunar New Year The exact date of the Spring Festival on the Western calendar changes from year to year However, Chinese New Year takes place between January 1 and February 19

On the Chinese calendar every year has an animal's name These animals are the rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, ram, monkey, rooster, dog and pig A Chinese legend says that these twelve animals had a race The first year was named after the rat, the winner The other eleven years were named according to the order in which the animals arrived in the race The clever rat jumped onto the ox's back, and then at the end jumped over the ox's head to arrive first!

The Chinese believe that a person born in a particular year has some of the characteristics of that animal

春 节

对于全世界的华人来说，中国的新年是最重要的节日。人们也称它为春节或农历新年。 公历春节的确切日期每年都在变化。但是春节一般都在 1 月 1 日 到 2 月 18 日 之间。 在农历中，每年都有一个生肖。这些生肖是鼠、牛、虎、兔、龙、蛇、马、羊、猴、鸡、狗和猪。据传说，这十二个动物举行了一次赛跑，第一年就以获胜者鼠命名，其他十一年就根据动物们到达终点的顺序命名。聪明的鼠跳在牛背上，在最后时刻跳过牛的头顶第一个到达终点！

中国人相信在某一年出生的人具有这一年生肖的一些特征

写作思路：可以写在六一儿童节时候学校里面发生的有趣事情，中心要明确，语言要通顺连贯等等。

正文：

"June 1" is coming, our school will hold garden activities, tonight, I'm going to dress up the classroom

“六一”快要到了，我们的学校要举办游园活动，今天晚上，我要去打扮教室。

Open the door of the classroom, very lively, and we are walking around, noisy, but do the same thing: blowing balloons I quickly joined in, but I didn't expect to keep blowing like this My excellent mood was falling bit by bit Finally, I was tired I walked out of the classroom and leaned against the wall

打开教室的门，热闹极了，而且大家都在走来走去，乱哄哄的，不过干的事情都一样：吹气球。我迅速加入了进去，但是没有想到要一直这样吹呀吹，极好的心情正在一点一点地下降，最后吹累了，我走出了教室，靠在了墙上。

All of a sudden, I found a piece of paper on the wall that said: balloon blowing competition I'm curious and a little scared Do I want to blow it up Or more than who I went into the classroom again

忽然，我发现贴在墙上的一张纸上写着：吹气球比赛。我又好奇又有点害怕，难道是要吹爆吗？还是比谁吹得多？我又走进了教室。

After a while, the teacher talked about the rules of the game, which means that the referee throws the balloon, the two teams blow the balloon with their mouths, which team loses when landing, and if they touch it with their hands, feet or heads, the whole team will lose

过了一会儿，老师讲了游戏规则，大概意思是这样的，裁判抛出气球，两队用嘴吹气球，落地时在哪队哪队输，如果用手、脚或头碰过去，那就判整队输。

I began to play I took a deep breath and blew The balloons flew forward quickly, and the other side didn't show any weakness So they blew to each other, only "Huhu" and laughter The balloons swayed between our two teams, as if a person was hesitating which way to go After a while, everyone was almost lying on the ground Finally, with the efforts of my teammates and I, I won

开始玩了，我深吸一口气，猛地一吹，气球飞快地往前飞了一些，对方也不示弱，就这样互相吹来吹去，只有“呼呼”吹起声和笑声，气球在我们两队之间晃来晃去，好像一个人在犹豫到底往哪边走，一会儿之后大家都快趴在地上了，最终在我和队友的努力下，赢了。

When I got home, I felt that I was not dressing up the classroom, but playing games

回到家，我感觉不是在打扮教室，应该是在玩游戏。

一片有点幼稚的，呵呵。This morning, in clear weather, sunny We're a family to public plazas kites

Dad took a balloon, it is small in kite behind tail and used to increase its resistance Mom with the hand a kite, I tightly pulling a line Dad shout loudly 1: "put" Mother will hasten to kite into the air Kite flying high in the air, pian-pian flying, we cheerily Shouting, on the square desperately to run

The sky is so many kinds of kites Kite kite, butterflies have bats, etc, they all birds kite flying in the air cheerily

I wish I were that fly freely in the blue sky kite!今天上午天气晴朗，阳光明媚。我们一家去市民广场放风筝。爸爸拿来一个气球，把它系在风筝后面的小尾巴上，用来增加它的阻力。妈妈用手拿着风筝，我紧紧地拉着线。爸爸大声喊了一声：“放。”，妈妈就赶紧把风筝抛向空中。风筝越飞越高，在空中翩翩飞舞着，我们快活地喊叫着，在广场上拼命地跑着。天空中风筝的种类还真多。有蝙蝠风筝、蝴蝶风筝、小鸟风筝等等，它们都在空中快活地飞翔着。我真希望我是那自由飞翔在蓝天上的风筝呀！望采纳

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