求恶搞小程序，编程代码，最好是VB的

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <>"我是猪")

a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是纳升樱猪""　","说不说","不说"洞丛,8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，一切皆有可能~"

这是网上流行的一种让别人笑宽关机的代码

使用vbe编写的羡历丛小程序

保存一下代码为后缀名为vbs的 文件 双击兄樱，你也可以恶搞他：

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /烂巧c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""请输入我是猪，否则系统将在1分钟后关机···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <>"我是猪")

a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快点，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就没事了吗"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，服了吗"

然后保存。再把扩展名改为veb 发给别人他打开就重启了

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