关于计算机专业的诗句

1.有关计算机的名言

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso 计算机没有什么用处。

它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案。 --Pablo Picasso “Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern 分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局。

--Zalman Stern “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe 人类有史以来的所有发明中--也许不包括手乎磨基q或龙舌兰游弯酒--计算机是让你犯错误最多最快的。 --Mitch Ratcliffe “Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” - Andy Rooney 计算机使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分并不是必需。

--Andy Rooney “Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser 计算机并不解决问题，它们只是执行解决方案。 --Laurent Gasser “Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.” - Lord Kelvin 如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升，这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人身上才是让人可以容忍的。

--Lord Kelvin “Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory) 内存就象性高潮。不作假会好一点。

--Seymore Cray （对虚拟内存的评价） “Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer 所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分。 --F. L. Bauer “Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer 八进制和十进岁谨制其实也差不多，如果你少了两根手指头的话。

--Tom Lehrer “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.” “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.” 这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解二进制的，有些则不懂。 这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解三进制的，有些不懂，有些则把它和二进制弄混淆了。

“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase 如果你拷问数据到一定程度，它自然会坦白的。 --Ronald Coase “As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert 据我们所知，我们的计算机还没有未被检验出的错误。

--Weisert “If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a dayif you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.” 如果你交给某人一个程序，你将折磨他一整天；如果你教某人如何编写程序，你将折磨他一辈子。 “Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very goodand when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” - Dick Brandon 文档就如同“性爱”，当它好的时候，简直美妙得无与伦比；当它糟糕的时候，又糟得一塌糊涂。

--Dick Brandon “Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz 编程就好比“性爱”，一个错误就能让你一辈子不得安宁。 --Michael Sinz “Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery 无一分可增不叫完美，无一分可减才是。

--Antoine de Saint-Exupery “Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.” - Fred Brooks 爱因斯坦经常说必定存在对自然的简单解释，因为“上帝”不（应）是反复无常或独断专行的。软件工程师可没有这样的信念作安慰。

--Fred Brooks “Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt 管理一堆高级程序员就象放牧一群猫。 --Dave Platt “If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.” - Norm Schryer 倘若代码和注释不一致，那么很可能两者都是错的。

--Norm Schryer “If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” - Alan J. Perlis 如果你的计算机说英语，那么它很可能是日本造的。 --Alan J. Perlis “/* You are not expected to understand this */” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel 这一句比较让人郁闷，还是不翻译出来的好：） --V6 UNIX kernel的context switching代码中的注释 “The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory 随机数的产生实在太重要了，不能够让它由偶然性来决定。

--Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory “Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson 在软件可重用之前先得可使用。 --Ralph Johnson “。

2.计算机专业关于学生的励志句子

1、死亡很可能是唯一的、最好的生命创造。它是生命的促变者。它送走老一代，给新一代开出道路——乔布斯

2、要想进步，就只有吸取教训，成功的经验都是歪曲的，成功了，想怎么说都可以，失败者没有发言权，可是，你可以通过他的事例反思，总结。教训，不仅要从自己身上吸取，还要从别人身上吸取。——马云

3、多做好事，少做错事，不做坏事——王选

4、这世界并不会在意你的自尊。这世界期望你在自我感觉良好之前先要有所成就。 ——比尔茨

5、科学非难事——冯诺依曼

3.关于计算机的名人名言有什么

1. “中国的互联网络迫切懂技术的管理人员……我们走过了很多弯路，企业的创业者和经营者对此都要深刻地反思。”——北大方正王选

2. “我知道现在上市不是最好的时候，但是我们已经花费了太多的精力。”——新浪网站王志东

3. 搜狐诚惶诚恐。——搜狐网站张朝阳

4. 我不是数字英雄，我只是一个普通人。——网易丁磊

5. “我还是那个老榕，那个为女大学生奔走呼告的老榕。”——王峻涛

6. “我有个朋友，每次见到我都说要建个网站。三年过去，什么动静都没有。以后他再和我说同样的话题，我就毫不客气，立刻打断他。”——阿里巴巴马云

7. “创业就像登山，你可以遇到各式各样的同伴，可以停下来欣赏风景，但是还有无限的高峰等待你。”——易趣网站邵亦波

8. 计算机没有什么用处。它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案。——Pablo Picasso

9. 分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局。——Zalman Stern

10. 计算机并不解决问题，它们只是执行解决方案。 ——Laurent Gasser

11. 如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升，这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人身上才是让人可以容忍的。 ——Lord Kelvin

12. 所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分。 ——F. L. Bauer

13. 据我们所知，我们的计算机还没有未被检验出的错误。 ——Weisert

14. 无一分可增不叫完美，无一分可减才是。 ——Antoine de Saint-Exupery

15. 倘若代码和注释不一致，那么很可能两者都是错的。 ——Norm Schryer

4.写5句关于计算机的句子

电脑是一种能够接收和存储信息，并按照存储在其内部的程序对输入的信息进行加工处理，最后把处理结果输出的高度自动化、智能化、现代化的电子设备。

我的电脑样子很古怪，没手没脚，身上长满了疙瘩，一幅荧光屏，就像它的大嘴巴，整个模样跟电视机差不多，我真有些不信，它有那么多的本领

以个人弯着腰，眯着眼，左右手呈猫爪状，一手掌握鼠标，一手掌握键盘。聚精会神的盯着电脑，眼睛也不眨一下！

如果人拥有电脑一样的脑子，那么人们将永远不会担心遗忘。

电脑上的信息可真是丰富，它记录了所有人们需要的信息，电脑，真是一个硕大的信息库啊！

5.有关计算机的名言

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso 计算机没有什么用处。

它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案。 --Pablo Picasso “Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern 分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局。

--Zalman Stern “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe 人类有史以来的所有发明中--也许不包括手q或龙舌兰酒--计算机是让你犯错误最多最快的。 --Mitch Ratcliffe “Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” - Andy Rooney 计算机使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分并不是必需。

--Andy Rooney “Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser 计算机并不解决问题，它们只是执行解决方案。 --Laurent Gasser “Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.” - Lord Kelvin 如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升，这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人身上才是让人可以容忍的。

--Lord Kelvin “Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory) 内存就象性高潮。不作假会好一点。

--Seymore Cray （对虚拟内存的评价） “Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer 所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分。 --F. L. Bauer “Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer 八进制和十进制其实也差不多，如果你少了两根手指头的话。

--Tom Lehrer “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.” “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.” 这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解二进制的，有些则不懂。 这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解三进制的，有些不懂，有些则把它和二进制弄混淆了。

“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase 如果你拷问数据到一定程度，它自然会坦白的。 --Ronald Coase “As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert 据我们所知，我们的计算机还没有未被检验出的错误。

--Weisert “If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a dayif you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.” 如果你交给某人一个程序，你将折磨他一整天；如果你教某人如何编写程序，你将折磨他一辈子。 “Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very goodand when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” - Dick Brandon 文档就如同“性爱”，当它好的时候，简直美妙得无与伦比；当它糟糕的时候，又糟得一塌糊涂。

--Dick Brandon “Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz 编程就好比“性爱”，一个错误就能让你一辈子不得安宁。 --Michael Sinz “Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery 无一分可增不叫完美，无一分可减才是。

--Antoine de Saint-Exupery “Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.” - Fred Brooks 爱因斯坦经常说必定存在对自然的简单解释，因为“上帝”不（应）是反复无常或独断专行的。软件工程师可没有这样的信念作安慰。

--Fred Brooks “Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt 管理一堆高级程序员就象放牧一群猫。 --Dave Platt “If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.” - Norm Schryer 倘若代码和注释不一致，那么很可能两者都是错的。

--Norm Schryer “If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” - Alan J. Perlis 如果你的计算机说英语，那么它很可能是日本造的。 --Alan J. Perlis “/* You are not expected to understand this */” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel 这一句比较让人郁闷，还是不翻译出来的好：） --V6 UNIX kernel的context switching代码中的注释 “The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory 随机数的产生实在太重要了，不能够让它由偶然性来决定。

--Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory “Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson 在软件可重用之前先得可使用。 --Ralph Johnson “To err is 。

6.有谁知道关于计算机的名人名言

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso计算机没有什么用处.它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案. --Pablo Picasso“Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局. --Zalman Stern“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe人类有史以来的所有发明中--也许不包括手q或龙舌兰酒--计算机是让你犯错误最多最快的. --Mitch Ratcliffe“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” - Andy Rooney计算机使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分并不是必需. --Andy Rooney“Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser计算机并不解决问题，它们只是执行解决方案. --Laurent Gasser“Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.” - Lord Kelvin如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升，这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人身上才是让人可以容忍的. --Lord Kelvin“Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory)内存就象性高潮.不作假会好一点. --Seymore Cray （对虚拟内存的评价）“Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分. --F. L. Bauer“Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer八进制和十进制其实也差不多，如果你少了两根手指头的话. --Tom Lehrer“There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.”“There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.”这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解二进制的，有些则不懂.这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解三进制的，有些不懂，有些则把它和二进制弄混淆了.“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase如果你拷问数据到一定程度，它自然会坦白的. --Ronald Coase“As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert据我们所知，我们的计算机还没有未被检验出的错误. --Weisert“If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a dayif you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.”如果你交给某人一个程序，你将折磨他一整天；如果你教某人如何编写程序，你将折磨他一辈子.“Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very goodand when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” - Dick Brandon文档就如同“性爱”，当它好的时候，简直美妙得无与伦比；当它糟糕的时候，又糟得一塌糊涂. --Dick Brandon“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz编程就好比“性爱”，一个错误就能让你一辈子不得安宁. --Michael Sinz“Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery无一分可增不叫完美，无一分可减才是. --Antoine de Saint-Exupery“Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.” - Fred Brooks爱因斯坦经常说必定存在对自然的简单解释，因为“上帝”不（应）是反复无常或独断专行的.软件工程师可没有这样的信念作安慰. --Fred Brooks“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt管理一堆高级程序员就象放牧一群猫. --Dave Platt“If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.” - Norm Schryer倘若代码和注释不一致，那么很可能两者都是错的. --Norm Schryer“If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” - Alan J. Perlis如果你的计算机说英语，那么它很可能是日本造的. --Alan J. Perlis“ ” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel这一句比较让人郁闷，还是不翻译出来的好：） --V6 UNIX kernel的context switching代码中的注释“The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory随机数的产生实在太重要了，不能够让它由偶然性来决定. --Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory“Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson在软件可重用之前先得可使用. --Ralph Johnson“To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer.”人的过失会带来错误，但要制造真正的灾难还得用计算机.“E。

上联：为系统而生，为框架而死，为debug奋斗一辈子！

下联：吃符号的亏，上大小写的当，最后死在需求上！

横批：杯具程序员。

上联：算法数据思路清晰

下联：编译链接一气呵成

横批：码到功成

上联：思前想后几行代码筑万载春秋

下联：扶内保外一千精英带五千干将

横批：一代键客

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横批：壮哉我大码农

上联：一片痴心二不拉几撸三行四段代码出五处警告六处错误心迟铅祥里七上八下虽九死不得安生十分蛋疼

下联：十载青春九岁苦读学八门七类语言跪六方大神五方极客每日四时三更纵二命难以长寿一朝归西

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上联：一个项目两部电脑三餐盒饭之为四千工资搞得五脏俱损码搏六神无主仍然七点起床八点开会处理九个漏洞激高十分辛苦。

下联：十年编码九年加班八面无光忙的七窍生烟到头六亲不认五体投地依旧四肢酸软三更加班只为两个臭钱一身孤苦。

横批：苦逼程序员。

上联：这个需求很简单

下联：怎么实现我不管

横批：明天上线！

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